And now for something completely different! This week's picture is not from the stage, but from the stage door. Credit for the photo (and the flowers) goes to
lady_iphigeneia, though the whole thing was
his idea. Afterwards she totally dared me to put it up for the caption contest, which I realized I'd been neglecting even more sorely than usual. So here we are.
By the way, in the future, please limit captions to a few lines at most. I'm not going to be a Nazi about it, but brevity is the soul of wit and all. If it couldn't conceivably fit under a cartoon in the newspaper, you might want to trim it. ;)
( Caption Contest Picture #16 )( Previous round's picture, captions, and poll )Last round's winner is
spurnedambition!

A loaf of bread: 0 francs (five-finger discount)
A prostitute's illegitimate daughter: 1500 francs
Saving your future son-in-law and suddenly knowing he uses Axe deodorant: Priceless.
For everything else, there's Master Card.