Caption Contest Round #15

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Round 15 - Picture



Round 14 - Picture



Round 14 - Captions

Hairball.
- gwynevere1

This is what happened in the 1800s when deoderant didn't exist.
- euphoricapathy

Valjean: You stole my watch you bastard!
- redwolftamer

"Geez, Marius. When was the last time you took a shower?"
- xthe_ingenue

"Do you have any idea how much this wedding is gonna cost me?! You better be grateful, boy!"
- alligatorandme

Valjean: My pants are filled with starfish!
Marius: You and your hobbies.
- vana_tuivana

Valjean: "WHY GOD? WHY TODAY?"
Marius: "Pssst... wrong show..."
- theblackpython

"Oh god, it's everywhere!"
- lady_iphigeneia

A loaf of bread: 0 francs (five-finger discount)
A prostitute's illegitimate daughter: 1500 francs
Saving your future son-in-law and suddenly knowing he uses Axe deodorant: Priceless.

For everything else, there's Master Card.
- spurnedambition

Marius: (faintly) I'm getting better!
Valjean: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Javert: I can't take him like that, Valjean. It's against regulations.
- letitallgo

"Holy god above, it's a penny!"
"... *cough* I'm still dying here..."
- vifetoile

Do not vote for your own entry. If you do, your vote will not be counted.

[Poll #950008]

And the winner of the last round is vifetoile!



"Yes! Through our persistent efforts, strong harmonies, and flashy turntable, we have at last driven off the efforts of the encroaching Lion King! Broadway is ours!"

Comments

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

"Oh... er... of course I'll read your fanfiction, Eponine... but wait, what does 'slash' mean again?"

[prouvairesylvie.livejournal.com]

Eponine: Make of our hands, one hand
Make of our hearts, one heart
Make of our-
Marius: Uh, Ponine? No. Just no.

[1x2foralways.livejournal.com]

"What do you mean, you're not in love with me? I'm Marius! Everyone is in love with me!"

not a caption

[pikinini.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for compiling this contest - for 15 rounds now! It's very amusing.

Re: not a caption

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

And, er, I'm sorry it's devolved from a weekly caption contest into a whenever-I-can-get-off-my-arse caption contest. <_____<

[green-eyedsiren.livejournal.com]

Eponine: Hey Marius, listen...I know you're busy with your revolutionary stuff and all that, but uh....do you think, maybe, I dunno, you could write me this letter of recomendation? See, I'm applying for colleges in the spring, and...

Marius: Um...wow, well yeah, sure, I guess I could do that for you... *forced smile*

Eponine: ..................you smell good.

[(Anonymous)]

Marius: I'll teach you the proper ploys,
when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce-

Eponine: Uhhh...Marius...wrong show...

[futureeponine.livejournal.com]

Eponine: Marius... we need to talk. I've been talking to Valjean lately and he told me that you use Axe...

less funny than true

[tastypirate.livejournal.com]

Peter Lockyer: "Sure, I'll look at the script, but I'm fairly committed to playing Marius with various companies for at least the next ten years."

Re: less funny than true

[alligatorandme.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

[redwolftamer.livejournal.com]

Marius: So you're sure that if I do everything on this list I'll get Cosette?
Eponine: Uh...yeah, sure!
Marius: (reads list)...call her a hoe...

[(Anonymous)]

Marius: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind, you looked-

Eponine: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

[mmejavert.livejournal.com]

"No, Marius, I can't help you do your math homework. Don't you have a nerd friend you can ask?"

[shadowstrider.livejournal.com]

Marius:
Suddenly Seymour is standin' beside you;
You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend.
Suddenly Seymour is here to provide you
Sweet understanding;
Seymour's your friend.

Eponine:
Yes, I've wanted to see more of you. Thanks for finally catching the implication.

[spurnedambition.livejournal.com]

Marius: "Gee, 'Ponine, what are we going to do tonight?"
Eponine: "Same thing we do every night, Marius: try and take over the world!"

Patron-Minette: "They're Gamine and The Dolt
Yes, Gamine and the Dolt
One is a criminal,
The other's an oaf.
Their home's in Paris
They're filled with misery,
They're obscene
They're Gamine and The Dolt, Dolt, Dolt, Dolt
Dolt, Dolt, Dolt, Dolt
Dolt.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Gamine and The Dolt
Yes, Gamine and The Dolt
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their musical worth
They'll overthrow the Earth

They're obscene
They're Gamine and The Dolt, Dolt, Dolt, Dolt
Dolt, Dolt, Dolt, Dolt-"

Marius: "Narf!"

[(Anonymous)]

*ROFL!!* You win at life!!

[green-eyedsiren.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, oh how I miss that show = )

♥
oxox

[kletta.livejournal.com]

I've just started watching it recently, on YouTube. I wonder if the episode "Broadway Malady" has a reference to "On My Own"...

[green-eyedsiren.livejournal.com]

I love how everything is on YouTube now...it's so amusing = )

And you know what's really funny? One of the little side-series-type-things that airs with Pinky and the Brain (don't remember what it's called) had a musical episode called "Les Miseranimals", which of course was entirely a spoof of the Les Mis we all know and love XD

♥
oxox

[kletta.livejournal.com]

As far as I know, Pinky and the Brain was spun off from Animaniacs. I couldn't find "Les Miseranimals" on YouTube (only its lyrics (http://members.cruzio.com/~keeper/02.html#3) and a review (http://www.hyperborea.org/les-mis/lmisanim.html) elsewhere), or the other musical parodies in Animaniacs, but I could find "Mouse of La Mancha". 8-)

[green-eyedsiren.livejournal.com]

That's righttttt, I forgot they were all a part of Animaniacs!! Good memories = )

And thank you for those links! From what I remember of that episode, it was quite amusing! haha.

♥
oxox

[kletta.livejournal.com]

I barely remember seeing Animaniacs on TV, I'm only looking things up online now. I've finally found the first 25 episodes on http://www.tv-links.co.uk , and "Les Miseranimals" is in the 11th. (Do you think we should make a new post about this?) BTW, about spurnedambition's song: I think it wasn't Pinky but Elmyra whom Brain called "the oaf", but I've never seen that series. 8-)

[darko4ever.livejournal.com]

Eponine: Who is this Victor Hugo, and why did he write a book about our life?