lesmiz | Caption Contest Round #19

Just as a reminder, anonymous submissions and multiple submissions from the same user are now accepted.

Round 19 - Picture

Round 18 - Picture

Round 18 - Captions

1. Jeez, if someone had told me this photo would be in 7 million souvenir brochures in the next 22 years, I'd at least have bothered to brush my hair.
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alligatorandme

2. "I don't know, that water looks pretty cold to me. Why don't you go first?"
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letitallgo

3. Excuse me, but could you get that camera off me? I'm trying to kill myself here!
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prouvairesylvie

4. Javert: This is it! I'm gonna jump!

Jack: No you're not...I mean, if you were gonna jump, you would've done it already...

Javert: ...WTF?
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green_eyedsiren

5. Black trenchcoat: 20 francs
White face paint and black eyeliner: 5 francs
Manic-depressively throwing yourself off a bridge into the Seine: priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Gothic Javert.
- (Anonymous)

6. In the ultimate act of defiance, Severus Snape -- er, Javert, throws himself into the cold Thames -- er, Seine, rather than declare whether he is good or evil.
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vifetoile

7. "DON't CRY FOR MEE ARGENTIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
- (Anonymous)

8. HEAVY METAL DID THIS TO MEEEE! DAMN YOU BACKMASKING!
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kamikazescot

9. Let the revels begin, let the fires be started...
What? This isn't Tanz Der Vampire?
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shadowstrider

10. "LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE, THIS FIRE IN MY -- oops, wrong Hugo adaptation."
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moldycelery

11. *Javert takes a moment to prepare himself, before he tries to beat the world record of skijumping...*
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lovemoony4ever

12. "As long as fangirls continue to ship me with Cosette 'there is nowhere I can turn, there is no way to go on!'"
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smartamy15

Do not vote for your own entry. If you do, your vote will not be counted.

[Poll #1050715]

Aaaand for last round we have our first anonymous winner! Throw your hats in the air for our brave mousie.