Caption Contest Round #19

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

Just as a reminder, anonymous submissions and multiple submissions from the same user are now accepted.

Round 19 - Picture



Round 18 - Picture



Round 18 - Captions

1. Jeez, if someone had told me this photo would be in 7 million souvenir brochures in the next 22 years, I'd at least have bothered to brush my hair.
- alligatorandme

2. "I don't know, that water looks pretty cold to me. Why don't you go first?"
- letitallgo

3. Excuse me, but could you get that camera off me? I'm trying to kill myself here!
- prouvairesylvie

4. Javert: This is it! I'm gonna jump!

Jack: No you're not...I mean, if you were gonna jump, you would've done it already...

Javert: ...WTF?
- green_eyedsiren

5. Black trenchcoat: 20 francs
White face paint and black eyeliner: 5 francs
Manic-depressively throwing yourself off a bridge into the Seine: priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Gothic Javert.
- (Anonymous)

6. In the ultimate act of defiance, Severus Snape -- er, Javert, throws himself into the cold Thames -- er, Seine, rather than declare whether he is good or evil.
- vifetoile

7. "DON't CRY FOR MEE ARGENTIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
- (Anonymous)

8. HEAVY METAL DID THIS TO MEEEE! DAMN YOU BACKMASKING!
- kamikazescot

9. Let the revels begin, let the fires be started...
What? This isn't Tanz Der Vampire?
- shadowstrider

10. "LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE, THIS FIRE IN MY -- oops, wrong Hugo adaptation."
- moldycelery

11. *Javert takes a moment to prepare himself, before he tries to beat the world record of skijumping...*
- lovemoony4ever

12. "As long as fangirls continue to ship me with Cosette 'there is nowhere I can turn, there is no way to go on!'"
- smartamy15

Do not vote for your own entry. If you do, your vote will not be counted.

[Poll #1050715]

Aaaand for last round we have our first anonymous winner! Throw your hats in the air for our brave mousie.



"THIS IS SPARTA!!"
"Actually, this is Paris."

Comments

[alligatorandme.livejournal.com]

"Is that Maybelline? May I borrow some?"

[dame_grise]

"Must not... look... at her... nose."

[coral-amber.livejournal.com]

"Staring contest...Go!"

[redwolftamer.livejournal.com]

"Is that... is that hair gel?"

[smartamy15.livejournal.com]

Marius: "So tell me again how I fall in love with a plot device... erm, I mean, you?"

[(Anonymous)]

"Hold still, you got a booger that's about to become a trapeze artist..."


And thanks for all the votes everyone!

[futureeponine.livejournal.com]

Marius: "I know a place where dreams are born and time is never planned..."

[meganphntmgrl.livejournal.com]

"DRAAAAAAAUSSEN IST FREEEEEEIIIIIIHEIT- wait, wrong sheltered teenage heroine and student hero."

[meganphntmgrl.livejournal.com]

OH GOD YES.

[carthorse.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry...it's just...we have the same eyebrows."

[emrelove.livejournal.com]

"May I try on your hat? I know it would look lovely with my new dress. Grantaire borrowed it, but I'll have it back after the weekend."

[vergeet-me-niet.livejournal.com]

Marius: "Ewww, what is THAT between your teeth?"

[vifetoile.livejournal.com]

Marius: Cosette, I would be more capable of visiting a woman of the street than of lifting your dress above the ankle.
Cosette: And what do you mean by THAT?
Marius: ... what?
Cosette: Am I not attractive to you?
Marius: No, um, I only meant...
Cosette: And what about my ankle is so unattractive to you? Do you mean you can't handle some of this? (Raises skirt to knee level)
Marius: *recoils* OH my God -- what a sweetly curved instep -- a-ha, and now I have a nosebleed.
Cosette: That's right you do.


... that was a novel, wasn't it.

[10littlebullets.livejournal.com]

"And when I clap my hands three times, you will go to the house at No. 6, rue des Filles-du-Calvaire, and tell M. Gillenormand to go jump in a lake."