Marius: "Gee, 'Ponine, what are we going to do tonight?"
Eponine: "Same thing we do every night, Marius: try and take over the world!"

Patron-Minette: "They're Gamine and The Dolt
Yes, Gamine and the Dolt
One is a criminal,
The other's an oaf.
Their home's in Paris
They're filled with misery,
They're obscene
They're Gamine and The Dolt, Dolt, Dolt, Dolt
Dolt, Dolt, Dolt, Dolt
Dolt.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Gamine and The Dolt
Yes, Gamine and The Dolt
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their musical worth
They'll overthrow the Earth

They're obscene
They're Gamine and The Dolt, Dolt, Dolt, Dolt
Dolt, Dolt, Dolt, Dolt-"

Marius: "Narf!"